Think About This

All vibrators are dildos but, not all dildos are vibrators.

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Good Stuff, Writes He

http://mattyspeak.blogspot.com/

Check out some old work I did awhile back

For my freshmen year of college I had to compose some creative writing papers. They turned out to be very funny so I had them published by the very popular and uber swank website Points in Case. Run by a rad dude named Court Sullivan. Well, he believed in me and helped get some of my work out.

A Hundred Miles West of Sanity and Ten Miles North of Hell

This is about an outlaw biker bar in Hollywood, Fl.

Capital Punishment Network Investment Opportunity

My idea to bring the death penalty into your living room

The Long and Tiring Road: Lost During Arizona Bike Week

Travel Log from AZ Bike Week 2008


Enjoy them...look for more in the future

Megan Fox is a Gutter Slut

UrbanDictionary.com defines a "gutter slut" as:

A cheap street whore that will kneel down in an alley gutter and blow you for 50 cents

That pretty much sums up how I feel about her. There is nothing about her that says class or beauty, just sleaze. Now don't get me wrong, given the chance...I would ram her back door like the FBI serving a warrant to some Mexican drug kingpin. But that doesn't make her beautiful, it only proves that I have a fully functional penis. But I think in this case I would definitely use a condom, because who else has been there before me.

The reason Megan Fox got where she is because she embodies what America is at its truest level. One big cold-hearted, consumer driven, superficial bound, sexed up, tattooed pussy.

Time To Go Back To School

Alright boys and gals..its about that time to head back to school......enjoy the last of your free time..........

OK...OK. Kinda Have A Crush On Vanessa Carlton

I mean come on! Can you blame me!

Cards and a Website

So I made business cards and I bought www.AdversarialRepresentation.com which forwards you to this site..more details to come